“ Ugh, my heels are kiiiiiilling me.
Pierre Hermé or Ladurée?
Are you going to Coachella?
I just wish that Coachella was more chic.
Every girl at Coachella looks like Pochahontas went to Burning Man.
Ooh, how dressy is it tonight?
Flats or heels?
I’m wearing my gold lame snood.
Can I get a plus one?
I am convinced that Daphne Guinness and Karl Lagerfeld are secretly the same person.
She kept calling it Row-Dart.
Do you have any lip gloss?
She kept calling it Net-a-Porter.
I DIE.
I DIE.
It was a lot of look but you pulled it off.
These are House of Holland so be cool.
Ooh, it’s on sale.
Just found out I’m allergic to gluten.
I have been spending so much money lately.
Um, hello.
I’m just gonna have a personality drink before we go.
‘Scuse?
I’m really into statement necklaces, color blocking, sheer, negative heels, big shoulders, fashion turbans - but I’m not trying to be political.
She is definitely a maxinista.
When did butter become so bridge and tunnel?
UGH, I spilt the coconut milk.
I am NOT eating ‘til fashion week.
People were worried about me, I wanna be that thin again.
Jessica Simpson actually makes some decent shoes.
WHAAT! She does!
I’m starting the master cleanse tomorrow.
Andre Leon Talley is my spirit animal.
She is my thinspiration.
That place is so 2003.
I’m obsessed with you.
Remember the Beatrice?
What is this, Filene’s Basement?
Sorry I’m not sorry!
Should I get this for St Barts?
Shut uuup!
Shut up!
Stop!
Stop!
Ugh, I’d rather shop at Payless.
Who pulled that look? Lisa Frank?
She had those mall-girl highlights.
It was like visual colanapins, snooore!
I’m wearing like eight pairs of spanx.
I wish.
You should split dishes with me.
I’ve been really good lately.
I’ve been so bad lately.
Little teapot, chin down eyes up.
Ooh, gelato!
Nicole Richie and I would be besties!
Hashtag, bridge and tunnel.
He said we only had four friends in common.
I’m such a whaaale!
Celine pre-fall is blowing my mind!
She looked like grey gardens.
Should I get gels?
Is that Essie or OPI?
Shut up, Celeste!
No no, not the Maple Syrup one.
You just can’t eat for like seventeen days.
Pierre Hermé or Ladurée?
Are you going to Coachella?
I just wish that Coachella was more chic.
Every girl at Coachella looks like Pochahontas went to Burning Man.
Ooh, how dressy is it tonight?
Flats or heels?
I’m wearing my gold lame snood.
Can I get a plus one?
I am convinced that Daphne Guinness and Karl Lagerfeld are secretly the same person.
She kept calling it Row-Dart.
Do you have any lip gloss?
She kept calling it Net-a-Porter.
I DIE.
I DIE.
It was a lot of look but you pulled it off.
These are House of Holland so be cool.
Ooh, it’s on sale.
Just found out I’m allergic to gluten.
I have been spending so much money lately.
Um, hello.
I’m just gonna have a personality drink before we go.
‘Scuse?
I’m really into statement necklaces, color blocking, sheer, negative heels, big shoulders, fashion turbans - but I’m not trying to be political.
She is definitely a maxinista.
When did butter become so bridge and tunnel?
UGH, I spilt the coconut milk.
I am NOT eating ‘til fashion week.
People were worried about me, I wanna be that thin again.
Jessica Simpson actually makes some decent shoes.
WHAAT! She does!
I’m starting the master cleanse tomorrow.
Andre Leon Talley is my spirit animal.
She is my thinspiration.
That place is so 2003.
I’m obsessed with you.
Remember the Beatrice?
What is this, Filene’s Basement?
Sorry I’m not sorry!
Should I get this for St Barts?
Shut uuup!
Shut up!
Stop!
Stop!
Ugh, I’d rather shop at Payless.
Who pulled that look? Lisa Frank?
She had those mall-girl highlights.
It was like visual colanapins, snooore!
I’m wearing like eight pairs of spanx.
I wish.
You should split dishes with me.
I’ve been really good lately.
I’ve been so bad lately.
Little teapot, chin down eyes up.
Ooh, gelato!
Nicole Richie and I would be besties!
Hashtag, bridge and tunnel.
He said we only had four friends in common.
I’m such a whaaale!
Celine pre-fall is blowing my mind!
She looked like grey gardens.
Should I get gels?
Is that Essie or OPI?
Shut up, Celeste!
No no, not the Maple Syrup one.
You just can’t eat for like seventeen days.
